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Saturday, March 31, 2012

New School Prayer

New School Prayer

New School Prayer

Since the Pledge of Allegiance
and
The Lord's Prayer
are not allowed in most
public schools anymore
because the word
"God" is mentioned
a kid in Arizona wrote
a new school prayer:
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And any time my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green.
That's no offense.  It's a freedom scene.
The law is specific.  The law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate.
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but first the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen
And the "unwed daddy" our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong.
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed.
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess.
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot my soul please take!

Amen.

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